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“Sometimes you’ve got to wade through the mud to get to the river.”
– Patsy Hedden

“People living fully have no fear of death.”
– Anais Nin

“Ever notice that people who spend money on beer,cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?”
– Anonymous

“Talk doesn’t cook rice.”
– Chinese proverb

“A house without books is like a room without windows.”
– Horace Mann

“Midlife is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.”
– Anonymous

“Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.”
– Anonymous

“Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.”
– Anonymous

“How long a minute is depends on what side of the
bathroom door you’re on.”
– Anonymous

“My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.”
— Charles Schultz

“If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?”
– Anonymous

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
– Frank Zappa

“Joys are our wings; sorrows our spurs.”
– Jean Paul Richter

“No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.”
– Calvin Coolidge

“Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.”
– Anonymous

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”
– Dr. Seuss

“When you don’t want to do something, any excuse will do.”
– Tom Persons

“Love and desire are the spirit’s wings to great deeds.”
– Goethe

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